Jay-Z - I See You Jockin’ Jay-Z

That bloke from Oasis said I couldn’t play guitar. Somebody should’ve told him I’m a fuckin’ rockstar.

Yes I’m promoting misogyny and alcohol, but don’t forget overall I’m promoting comedy. Also this shit is funny, come on people, fun, fun.

Full Hot 97 Morning Show Download Day 3: Part 1 | Part 2 [via Peter Rosenberg & Cipha Sounds]

Also See: Cipha Sounds and Peter Rosenberg Day 2 Of There Hot 97 Morning Show with Nas

Nah, I don’t want to work for diddy.

Lets glorify crime and violence.

With such classics as “I Can’t Be Your Baby Daddy”, “Rape the Pope” & “White Girls & Anal Sex”, here’s Prince Metropolis Nome doing his thing. Peep this living legend perform I Can’t Be Your Baby Daddy after the jump.

I’M DA HARDEST OUTTA NOO YOKE STATE (New York State)

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